Poop Age

I had at some point, probably around 2014, decided that Stale Pancakes needed a mythological origin story. I knew it had to be simple, but bizarre, primal, and funny. So, I came up with the Poop Age story. I was also obsessed at the time in creating a timeline with "ages" marked off by a different mineral substance. Somewhere exists a list of all the ages. I remember thinking that the poop stuff was funny, but made me feel weird and grossed out, which I thought made it all the more appropriate as a mythological origin story. Most of the real ones involve gore or incest, and the Norse one has a lot of milk involved, so I thought it was proper.