The Tenth Crusade is a comic about a ragtag group of militaristic Americans who decide to up and leave for Jerusalem, to claim it for the coming King of Kings, Jesus. Along the way they probably would have had to deal with financial concerns and the fact that they are not very well-trained soldiers.

In far-off adventurous and inspiring worlds, young Blempkin stumbles into the oppressive force of the Christbringer, who stalks and rapes small towns and steals their christmas gifts. Blempkin is thoroughly motivated to recover the gifts and help his new friend, Red the Rabbit, unite his scattered family and their seized goods. But uhhh can he do it without ummm dying or something????