Lunkey the Loser is in a predicament. Where are his socks! That dastardly Liz-hard must have taken them once more. Drats! Let's go on an adventure about learning and funtivity to go stop the lizard.

Parsnip Boy decides that, really, it's time for him to take his life into his own hands.

In far-off adventurous and inspiring worlds, young Blempkin stumbles into the oppressive force of the Christbringer, who stalks and rapes small towns and steals their christmas gifts. Blempkin is thoroughly motivated to recover the gifts and help his new friend, Red the Rabbit, unite his scattered family and their seized goods. But uhhh can he do it without ummm dying or something????