Joe crushes people w/ rox.
Description from the earliest SP EncyclopediaJoe turtle is a tortoise. His parents died, and he was put in the Gorilla's care. And they died, a young gorilla orphan made a boat and they...SAILED off. The gorilla drowned, but eventually Joe got to Miami. He slept in a turtle nest. He lived there, until the eggs hatched. Somewhere along the way, before the eggs hatched, mutagen OR radioactive goo spilled on them, and Joe.
That is the history of Joe the Turtle.
Old document called "SPO Joe Turtle facts"Joe, early on, lived in Willy's house.
Joe knows a dark magic unbenknownst to anyone else.
Joe had a bad buttcrack for, like, 2 days.
Although Joe is in the holiday "movies", he despises them.
Joe was the hero that one time when he shot the Pac-Man machine.
Joe has a Skype account - "Joe T.".
Joe's mother's birthday's on November 19th.
Joe, apparently, enjoys reading and writing comics.
As a side effect of mutation, Joe sometimes "molts". His body rots away and is replaced by a more handsome turtle, and then turns back to Joe.
When depressed, Joe d...drinks...ketchup...OLP!
Joe, on Halloween, pranked Willy and Rob with a projector and a pumpkin.
Joe and Willy own a TV show, "Willy and Joe's Jam", where they do acapella.
Joe, post-highschool, got clinically obese for a time. [this one I think, given the comic it precedes in this fun fact list, is talking about the comic where he eats all the cocktail weenies]
Joe accidentally painted his house with explosive paint. This literally asploded his house.
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